Left 1 Dead...

or as i referred to it in awe when i died the first time "This is like a f***in royal rumble!"

To play Left 1 Dead, start your CS, make all the bots join CT, let them only have knives, set 35 of them, choose fy_pool_day as ur battlefield. (sv_gravity 600 optional)



I stood, my machine gun, the legendary para, in my hands, facing the brave horde that charged towards me. As it approached, i backed away, switching to my trusty glock, he went down with a few bullets, more came, i continued backing away firing and firing. The dreaded click of an empty chamber made me realise i was out of bullets and that i had backed myself into a corner. Only 3 of Them had died. I felt a searing pain in my left rib as they closed in upon me, yelling in fear, i switched back to my para and blazed my way out of there, taking a few more slash wounds.

I resumed backing away, firing upon them, taking out perhaps, 9 more before the gun clicked. i reloaded, takin a few hits in the process. i was dying, down to 4 health, one more and it would be done. then i remembered. The sacred lesson Sean taught us when it was 6 vs 1. I rushed for the 2nd floor baby pool, grabbed a HE grenade and pulled the pin. Then... i waited....

The next thing i knew was, i was dead. But i sure as hell took some of them with me!

Excerpt from Zetsubou the Terrorist. who killed 16 infected CTs.



best way to play CS, ever.