The Next "Tutor of The Year".

Early this morning, this reporter caught up with Mr Foo Jie Min, 18, after hearing scandalous news that he was looking to take up tutoring as a job during the school holidays and possibly during the school term as well. He looked to be in a good mood, as he folded up the Recruits section of today's newspaper and accepted the interview.

R:"First of all, Mr Foo, i'd like to thank you for accepting this interview with us at The JM Times."

JM:"It's okay, i have time."

R:"So, Mr Foo, what made you take the decision of being a tutor?"

JM:"Oh, i needed some money... And i was bored as hell at home all day, and i thought, hey since i wanna be a teacher, why not start small by tutoring?"

R:"How have you started looking for this job seriously?"

JM:"Oh, i called one of my best friends and asked her what are the qualities i should have and what i should look out for to be a tutor. I started by following her advice and have been looking in the Recruits section for Tution Agencies."

R:"If you succeed in getting this tutoring job, what will you be teaching?"

JM:"Oh, most probably Primary School EMS. I don't think parents of Sec sch students would want someone who got C6 for maths in the Os teaching them. *smile*"

R:"Very good sir, best of luck to you and thank you for your time."

JM:"No, thank you."



-excerpt from The JM Times. 3rd feb issue.