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Monday, February 9, 2009

The JM Times 9th Feb 2009 Issue.

Late at night, at 11:06pm, this lucky reporter from the JM Times caught up with Mr Foo Jie Min again and we had lots of new questions for him and he was all too eager to answer them for his fans.

R: Again, Mr Foo, thank you for taking this interview with us.

JM: Believe me, the pleasure is all mine. *smile*

R: So, Mr Foo, since we published our last issue regarding you taking up tutoring, we find it prudent to ask, did you get any responses for the job?

JM: Well, i applied to about 6 tuition agencies, and to this date, no one has called me up to offer me a job yet, though some have asked me to go for a screening process. I hope i get one soon. My ex, sheryl, was kind enough to tell me that when she took up tutoring, she did not apply at tuition agencies. Instead, she posted her own ads on Recruit. I'm thinking about doing that as well.

R: We wish you luck in that matter, sir.

JM: Thank you very much. *smile*

R: Anyway, your fans who have your msn address might have noted that you seemed to have had an argument with ur parents by dropping subtle hints like changing ur msn nick to "Fuck off dad, you piece of shit. And that goes for you too mom, you stupid whore." Can you tell us what all that was about?

JM: Oh... *Frown* It was over possibly the biggest argument i had ever. People who know me know that i'm an atheist. That is to say i don't believe in god. However for years, simply because the man who thinks himself as my father asks me to, i've had had to pray at the family altar. And i found that repulsive. because he and my brother both ARE superstitious, so why the heck am I, the only non superstitious one, praying everyday?

So one day, he found out that i wasn't really praying, since the number of joss sticks weren't decreasing at all. And well, naturally, they weren't very happy about it. But as my subtle nick suggests, to hell with them. I could not care less if they actually died right now.

R: Wow, that is hostile, sir. But we would like you to know that when we interviewed ur parents years ago when u were born, we did think that they were a piece of shit and a whore as well.

JM: Anyone who knows the real them would think so.

R: Okay, so how have you been spending your days?

JM: Oh well, I've been downloading Friends, all 10 seasons of them, i spent the whole of friday saturday and today burning through it, but i'm only at mid way of season 3. 7 and a half more to go! I have also been re-playing sims 2. Also still playing FM (did the double! Premier league and champions league) Oh also played Deus Ex 1 for abit. Great game, but im too occupied with Friends and Sims 2 to play it.

R: Okay, our last question, sir. How are you planning to spend Valentines Day this year?

JM: *deep sigh* This year, i plan on making it 19-in-a-row of spending V day alone. Well, its actually not my decision to make, but i've learnt to accept such cruel twists of fate. So my valentines day would be spent watching Friends probably.

R: Oh, i'm sorry that you will be alone sir.

JM: Thats okay. i'm used to it.

R: Well sir, thank you for taking time for our interview.

JM: No, thank you! *smiles*


-Excerpt from The JM Times 9th Feb 2009 Issue

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